OFFSIDE.

Seriously, I don't get Football (or Soccer if your in the US) it's not so much the game as peoples attitude to it, it's like a religion! Grrr... every week in PE it's the same, partially because my teacher's a brain dead incompitent who could wipe his own bottom with out a set of instructions, and partly because he won't even pretend PE is an actual lesson, which it isn't, bit like citizenship really.

Anyway, this scene is all too familiar to me, half the time I haven't a clue what anyone is saying, and then the other half the time I get hit by something. The ball in the face thing has happened twice, the first time by someone who'll remain nameless *cough* MR. LUNDY! *cough* That said I've a friend who seems to get it in the nuts all the time, and he can play so I've no idea what his excuse is, BEEGS! You kinda gotta feel sorry for him, but then I remember his inane smuggness and laugh

Anywho, tell me whatcha think.